I am some times called Dick Walters, when I am earning my living drawing caricatures of tourists on the planet earth! I am also known as Richard Walters by my bank! .. I am known as Richard Morton Walters, ..when I am writing poetry. I figure if three names are good enough for Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, it should be good enough for me! ... All the morons in the world, that have the audacity to disagree with me, call me "despicable!"
I am also known as .."Hey you!"